Batman as you’ve never seen him.

I want to share one of my favourite things with you. Superheroes. Actually I want to share a few of my favourite things - Superheroes, old crappy movies, and animated GIFs of people doing amusing things.

Check this out:


The Dynamic Duo
Check the pointy ears

Yes, that is supposed to be Batman. Nice eh?

Batman has pointy antenna sticking out of his head. This is from the 1949 Batman and Robin movie serial, as seen on DVD. I bought it to grow my ever expanding superhero collection, and wound up watching it one saturday while Mil hogged the computer. Her selfishness bought about something good, as I was slowly drawn into the Dynamic Duo's web (sorry, mixing my super-hero allusions). See, I wasn't expecting something amazing - and I wasn't surprised that it is silly and badly done - but I've found myself addicted. I have to watch 3 episodes every Saturday to get my fix. It really is very fun. Firstly, every time I see Batman's cowl, I laugh out loud. Those ridiculous ears and that pointy nose - cracks me up. Let me share how marvellous this truly is.

Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson - played by Robert Lowery and John Duncan are our dashing heroes on the trail of the dastardly Wizard.


Run Batman, Run!
Run Batman, run!

Who is the Wizard? Well I don't know, as I've only seen ten episodes, but there are a few suspects.


The Dastardly Wizard
It's the dastardly Wizard

The eccentric Genius, Dr Hammil who created the remote control device that the Wizard is using to terrorise Gotham City.


Suspect: Doctor Hammil
Surely a man in a wheelchair can't be the bad guy.

He's very shifty - he's got a device that gives him back use of his legs for a time:


It's a miracle!
It's a festivus miracle!

Then there's the radio presenter Barry Brown, who always seems to know what the Wizard is planning.


Suspect: Barry Brown
Who is that "Barry Brown" character?

Then there's Carter - Hammil's butler/helper - he seems a bit sly, but I don't know if he's mixed up in this crazy game.


Suspect: Carter
Hmmm, suspicious

Batman and Robin are a little different to how we've come to know them. They don't drive a Batmobile as such, but you know that when Bruce Wayne's Mercury Convertible has the top down - Batman and Robin are on the case! And when Vicki Vale asks if Bruce Wayne knows Batman is using his car? Classic!


Na Na Na Na Na BATMAAAANNNNN
Na Na Na Na Na BATMAAAANNNNN

I thought for the first 8 or so episodes that Batman and Robin might have well have been plain clothes detectives for all the distinctly un-bat-like things they did - but then in a cliff-hanger moment - Batman pulled a blow-torch from his utility belt. The thing was huge!

And the cliff-hangers are what it's about. Like the time Batman was helplessly electrocuted above a cliff by the Wizard. It made him dance apparently... Check it if you don't believe me.


Bat-tricity - shock horror
Batman's life "hangs" in the balance

At least you might think the cliff-hangers were important, that is until the following week, when Batman (or Robin occasionally) simply punches the bad guy, or grabs a branch to stop their fall, to continue the adventure another week (I think this series paved the way for the cheesy camp of the 60's series - Batman just brushes off things that were guaranteed to be lethal by the voice over guy the week before).

Since starting this write-up, I've finished the series (and started on the 60's series - even more fun!) and trust me - you won't see the ending coming. Well worth the $16 bucks I spent on it (and the money my sister and brother spent on it later for a thoughtful, but too-late birthday present - thanks!). Just the ridiculous costume was enough for one chuckle every Saturday for a month, not to mention the stunts.

Oh yes, this is one action-filled romp. Batman and Robin run, leap, fall, punch, drive, dodge and detect like the heroes they are. And to prove it - I'll leave you with one last animation of Robin leaping to Batman's aid. Around a corner, and for no real reason.


Robin Leaps
Oh, he's so pretty...